fillerGREMLINS!!!! I can not find one damn Gremlins page anywhere. Why is it so easy for you people to forget the best movie of my life?!? Not one of you thought of me! ME!!!! Always thinking about yourselves, you ^BA^ST^AR^DS!!!!!!

First dad records over our only copy

Then everyone disavows it existence

And now I can't find my pants!!!!

fillerHow could you all do this to me. It's the best movie. It's funny, it's scary, it's weirdly preverted in an odd muppet way, and it recaptures a lost moment of my childhood that was left burried under fathoms of lectures, useless knowledge, and repressed anger.

How can you not love this cute little guy? Gizmo should be worshiped like some sort of fuzzy god or something! I shit you not!
No one can resist that face. I wish I were that studly!

Have you forgotten all that is wholesome in the world? If so, just look at that face! This is what we fought for in all those wars... The right to bear Muppets!!!

fillerBut sadly the Mogwai(©) are all but extinct. Soon after the sequel was made, dozens of stunt Mogwai were left unemployed and homeless. Roaming the streets after dark looking for food to bring revenge on the casting directors and make up persons. How sad it is to see them in this state. Won't you please help?
PLEASE HELP!
HELP ME PLEASE!!!

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